The Triumvirate gathers in Sunny Hamtramck to celebrate Christmas with tales of David’s psychological scars, Hamtramck ruffians, Ian’s gremlin fetish, and never-before-released clips from the legendary SCOTTCast Saves Christmas episode. From all of us at SCOTTCast HQ, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and happy genetic coding before it all delves into complete chaos. Humanity’s doom will be delivered with free two-day shipping.